Friday, February 1, 2008

Mafatu's Saga

On the coast of Scandinavia there lived a young man named Mafatu. Mafatu was a son of a great warrior, Art Longtrunk. Art Longtrunk became a great warrior when he was nine.
Art's island was attacked. The island was attacked by cruel Greenland warriors of about 135, led by Crong Axehead. It was a total massacre. Art's country was very peaceful. They had 50 women and children, 30 old people, and 20 warriors.
During the heat of the "fight," Art ran toward midland into a forest. He was finishing cursing himself when he heard rustling and he grabbed for his knife, but he had dropped it. Out stepped a wood elf with a white mare, carrying a great sword. Her name was Idun in honor of the god of youth Idun. (Elves are believed to be Idun's patron creature.) She said in a voice like warm honey, "I have watched you since birth. You are chosen. Take the sword and the horse. If you use the sword for good, then you shall keep the sword. If not, suffer the consequences. Do not use the horse for work. The last day of the seventh month every year, she shall disappear and report to me" With that, she was gone.

Without hesitation he grabbed the sword and he surged with power. His muscles bulged as he rode for the village. He slew Crong and was made chieftain and married a beautiful girl named Linette..

However, everyone thinks that Mafatu is an awful fighter. It's much worse because his father was such a good fighter. So Mafatu is practically abandoned by his father. His mother died giving birth. Only Art's servants care about Mafatu. They built him a little hut about ten yards from the main house.

Art Longtrunk's farm consists of a stable, main house, an armory, Mafatu's hut, and servant's quarters. There are two dairies and a smoke house. It is over one hundred acres. There is a stone wall around the farm, making it an almost impenetrable fortress. He has a horse that seems to turn invisible at times.

Mafatu woke one morning to the sound of shouts of men. It sounded like somebody was shouting about a serpent. It was "serpentbreeck." A man screaming "serpent breathing ice" was cut short. Mafatu shot out of bed, dressed, strapped on his knife, and ran out the door. He ran up to look out mountain and he saw a serpent as big as three longboats. It was breathing ice.

He saw how badly the men were doing and he knew there was going to be a town meeting. He spent the day staying inland looking for rabbits and worrying. When he got there they had already started. Mafatu didn't listen to what they were saying. "I will go fight the monster, if you let me try, he will die. But if I am to go, then you must give me a bow and arrows and the sacred feathers for I believe they will help me beat the monster."

"No, don't give him the feathers. He will sail away from here and never come back. Then we would not have our history," said Art.

"Quiet, crazy man. I would have a hard time believing that Mafatu would run away with the sacred bow and arrows," said Lord Brocktree. Lord Brocktree was Mafatu's grandfather. He lived through the time of Crong Axehead.

"Yes, we will let you go, Mafatu, but you better kill the monster," said the council.


Later...

"The people just don't respect other people. If they only did," he thought, referring to the way his father acted to him in the council meeting.

Mafatu was running down the bank towards the fishing boat. Fishing boats in this village were very small longboats. He stopped in his tracks, seeing all the damage the serpent had made. He wondered why the men had even tried to fight, there were too many corpses to count. The bank was sloped down to the water. It was red with extra iron, metal, and glass. It was very dangerous to walk on.

He then jumped into the fishing boat that the council had provided and started rowing toward the serpent. He strung the bow and let fly an arrow to tell the serpent he was there. The serpent rose out of the water. He saw the serpent breathing an ice breath. Mafatu fired the shot. It was perfect it hit the serpent's heart just as Mafatu was hit and frozen by his breath. While the serpent fell a mist arose and suddenly another serpent came up. It suddenly shot a small blast of fire at Mafatu. It melted the ice, but didn't hurt Mafatu. Mafatu shot an arrow. It fell wide to the right. His second shot was dead on and the monster breathed fire, but it kept going to the heart and burned him up. He was triumphant.

Later...
In the midst of the celebration, Art took Mafatu over and said, "I give you a new name, Cedric Longtooth.

Then Lord Bulgarath said, "I would like you to take my daughter as your wife."

So Cedric said, "I will." So he took Lord Bulgarath's daughter,named Dillyn, and they had a great celebration and they got married.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008


The Best April Fools Day Joke Ever


It was April 1st (also known as April Fools Day).It was a warm day.George and his best friend Luke were in there element.The duo had already played a practical joke on Luke’s older sister. They had one planned out for Georges MOM.

“Hey Mom”said George.

“Hay is for horses not mothers”said his mom.

“Would you heat up a bath for me” said George.

“Why?”said his mom.

“Well Luke and I had a snowball fight, and Igot soaked” said George.

His mom looked up and saw snow. She turned around and saw him dry “very funny now go play out in the snow”.





Monday, October 15, 2007

It all began in 1814 during the conflict that had been a secret. First, the risk loving skunk* had been at work with his blender when he noticed that he was out of creamy spinach.** With a jump that would have earned him high grades, he was out of his hole in a flash. He was stopped in his tracks when first he was stunned by the frosty cold and second when a falling branch decided to land on him. When he woke, the first thing he saw was an eagle*** flying straight down at him.
"AHH!" the skunk yelled in a high voice. The eagle suddenly changed course to land beside him in the snow.
"Well, I was just going to eat you for breakfast, but first take a look at all the flowers in bloom."
"Huh?" said the skunk, for of course there were no flowers. It was in the middle of January.
"Aha!" said the eagle and he jumped at the skunk.
"Stop!" said a loud and husky voice belonging to a respected badger.****
"He started it, sir," said the eagle.
"No, I was going to get some creamy spinach," said the skunk.
"Well, I shall grant you that," said the badger, "but if anything like this happens again, then I will shoot first, ask questions later."



*his name was Fred
**his favorite food
***his name was Clark
****his name was Bart

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Sand Gnats Set to Dominate GMBL Minor A Fall Ball


Manassas VA Sept 7th,

The GMBL (Greater Manassas Baseball League) fall ball has begun. The Sand Gnats have had four practices. Equipped with powerhouses Brent Boggs, Kegan Bell, Nicole Bill, and Aneurin Minson are set to dominate. Led by Robert Bell, the Sand Gnats have lost one, but put up a good game with their inexperienced players. They play the Rockhounds again on Wednesday. Their pitcher Brent Boggs is going to miss that game, but with backups such as Nicole Bill, Aneurin Minson, and John Wunderly, they should be able to shut them down. And with hitters like Ryan Rhodes, Kegan Bell, and Jason Sallade, they have a good chance.

Who Will Be the Winner?

Gareth the Sports Guru

For this Fall Ball season at G.M.B.L (Greater Manassas Baseball League), the team going by the name of Express is not going to have a winning season. With a new and inexperienced coach, this is going to be pitiful to watch. My ranking: three baseballs.


One team I have been watching is the Volcanoes, with a strong bullpen, and dedicated players. This is going to be exciting. My ranking: ten baseballs.


However another team the Ironbirds, I think that they are going to win games against teams like the Express. However, teams like the Volcanoes will will be trouble for them this season. My ranking: five baseballs.